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Dogs versus pussies

October 23, 2006 @ 8:09 PM -

<div class="left_caption_image">Ronnie and Bling.</div> The snow finally fell here in Skellefta yesterday. As I was out walking, just to feel the snow under my feet, I had a revelation. You know those dodgy looking dudes, all donning apparel making them look like they had a lead roll in ‘Blood in, Blood out’? ‘Real’ Mexican vatos with these nasty looking dogs who are one part bulldog, one part rottweiler and one part Satan’s spawn. Well, I realized that the only thing they’ll ever accomplish with getting that sort of dog, probably contrary to what they believe, is that they are always going to look like pussies compared to their killer canine. And I’m sure this is not their intention with having Cujo as their pet. Someone who has already figured this out is Swedish ripper Ronnie Andersson. To emphasize how big and bad he is, instead of buying one of those American bulldog monsters who would make him seem like a little sissy in comparison, he went and got the scrawniest of dogs this summer, you know, the one that Paris Hilton has. His name is Bling, and he ain’t no bitch. Hey Ronnie, how come you spend 200 Euros on a car and 1500 on a dog? Well it’s easy, the car was for me and the dog was a present to my girl, imagine u did it the opposite way, you would probably have to sleep on the couch for a week or two. What else is new? You are taking out the pins in your leg in a few weeks? Well, those morons down in Switzerland put the screws in a little wrong when I had the surgery, so I have to take them out. That’s why I’ve been limping around lately. Should be a relatively easy procedure. Touch wood. I heard you finally settled that lawsuit that was filed against you by that old geezer whose name we will not utter. Let’s just call him ‘the conman’. Tell us more. Yeah it’s finally done, but it feels far from ok, cause I had to accept the charges because I didn’t have a court insurance, so if I would have fought I could have ended up with bills so big you wouldn’t believe it. But that is the way the world is when the people who just believe in money rules. To find out what Swedish company wrongfully brought Ronnie to trial, try guessing and I'll blink twice when you get it right. / Peter